[Super Junior] Haters to the Left, PG, gen

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THIS IS UTTERLY POINTLESS AND TOTALLY INSPIRED BY black_goose. Like, idek. :| Appropriate icon is appropriate.

Haters to the Left
Super Junior, bandfic, PG, 370 words
Heechul makes a bold statement.


"I swear he does these things just to kill me," Eeteuk complained, putting his head on Kangin's shoulder and making a piteous face. "Why? Why does he do things like this?"

"It could be worse," Kangin said, trying to be helpful. He patted Eeteuk on the back. "I mean..." He trailed off, thinking for a moment. "Well, at least he has his clothes on!"

Eeteuk snorted. "I'm used to his naked pictures. It couldn't ruin our reptuation any more."

Kangin shrugged. "He's just a bitch. It's how he is."

"I hate my life," Eeteuk moped.

--

"Hey!" exclaimed Donghae, bouncing into the room. "Who hung that banner outside? How'd they get that up there? We're on the 12th floor!"

"What banner?"

"Here." Donghae whipped out his cell phone and shoved it at Sungmin, showing off the picture he'd snapped while downstairs.

Sungmin blinked. "Jungsu-hyung must be having a coronary," he said at last, slightly concerned.

Donghae looked thoughtful. "I wonder if Henry and Zhou Mi have seen this yet."

--

"Hyung, why do you do things like this?" Siwon wanted to know, brow furrowed with worry. "I mean, not that I don't agree with the sentiment. It's very sweet. But. You know what kind of trouble it'll stir up! And you know what it does to Jungsu-hyung and the managers and I'm sure Henry and Zhou Mi appreciate it but this is really going too far and--"

"Siwonnie," Heechul said, rolling his eyes and pulling a pillow over his head, "shut up. You're too loud."

--

Zhou Mi grinned and said happily into the phone, "You guys don't understand hyung at all! It's not about me or Henry."

Kyuhyun sounded skeptical. "Then what is it about?"

"Kui Xian~" Zhou Mi laughed. "He's supporting Kibum."

--

Kibum woke up to a text message and a hangover. He groaned and flipped his phone open blearily. He might have partied a bit too hard at that after party.

His phone blinked a happy message at him: Heechul's brilliant ideas when drunk, Hankyung had sent and attached a picture.

The ~*~ONLY15~*~ banner hanging twelve stories up off the other members' dorms made Kibum squeeze his eyes shut. Kim fucking Heechul, he thought, and laughed. Priceless.



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Started/Finished: 2009.07.22