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The Camera Loves You (And So Do I)
Free!, Makoto/Haruka, R, 11,270 words
When Makoto takes up modeling for the university magazine, Haru learns a few things, among them that he should listen more carefully when Makoto talks and that Rin is too distracted by meeting swimming legends to give much advice. Somehow, he muddles through.

It wasn’t as if Haru always tuned him out, but Makoto always had a lot to say and it wasn’t always important (see: the life updates about Shigino Kisumi). Haru had been -- reasonably, in his opinion -- distracted by his poor practice times that morning. So he didn’t hear every word Makoto said about his university magazine and photoshoots and Kirishima-san because he’d been thinking about his turns, worried they’d gotten sloppy.

Later, he would wish he’d been paying closer attention.

Apparently I just want to write all the tropefic for MakoHaru. This one has a minor twist! Unfortunately, less UST. But on the other hand, it has copious amounts of Gou and I love Gou.

Flimsy, as an Excuse
Free!, Makoto/Haruka, Makoto/Gou, PG-13, 7530 words
Kou had a plan to get her brother off her back about her love life and it involved pretending to date Makoto. Haruka was, apparently, not okay with that.

“So let me see if I have this right,” he said slowly, leaning back against the lockers where she’d cornered him after swim club practice. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend so the Samezuka swim captain will leave you alone and then Rin will stop harassing him and back out of your love life?”

I'M KIND OF WRITING. EVEN THOUGH I HATE WRITING.

So here, have some ridiculous hockey commentfic I wrote today in this post while being super productive at work (no, really, I was!):

( In which Tazer is a werewolf and Kaner is basically Stiles )

( In which Jeff Skinner's thighs are appropriate admired )

( In which space pirates turned into a Gundam Wing AU )

( In which Jeff Skinner rushes a frat and runs into someone familiar )

THAT'S RIGHT, THEY DID.

Also, for relevance, this is the gif off Jeff's ass. ♥!

All the Lines We Cast
Super Junior (M), Han Geng/Zhou Mi, R, 19,200 words
Han Geng’s interest in Super Junior M didn’t end when he left and it’s Zhou Mi now, with mixed feelings, who bears the brunt of that interest. They’re no longer bandmates and they were never friends, but they still find themselves tangled together two and some years on.

A/N: Written for lixia84 for sujuexchange and originally posted here. Included within is a very liberal version of reality. Most non-essential characters having been gifted with names from my imagination (save other celebrities). The gritty details of how the industry and concerts work are also invented as to be vaguely plausible and not as a blueprint of reality, as I am not personally familiar with said details, so forgive any inaccuracies. Many, many thanks to my amazingly helpful betas papered and transitorial; all remaining mistakes are mine alone. See post-fic note for more.


( Are you willing to spend a lifetime building invisible bridges? )

( For notes. A lot of notes. )

alskdjf I wasn't sure I was going to write anything, but I did: I wrote this. This being what it is. Happy birthday, Donghae!

I'm Not Drunk, Just Intoxicated by You
Super Junior, Kibum/Donghae, PG, 2275 words
Movie!verse. Two high school boys walk into a bar... In which Donghae is charming, Kibum wears metaphorical skirts, and boredom leads to interesting life decisions.

( Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. )

The other half of the fics from the prompt post. It was actually pretty fun writing darker takes on typically fluffy fandoms and prompts.

This half is from Prompt B: Mirrorverse (everything is dark!)

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1 :: mondays
Henry, Donghae, PG-13, hands in mittens

( There are perks to the job, but this ain't it. )


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2 :: target: locked
Kyuhyun, PG, fake ID

( My name is Cho Kyuhyun. You killed my father. Prepare to die. )

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3 :: love of an artist (for his art)
Kyuhyun/Eunhyuk, PG-13, falling in love in a coffeeshop

( Your silence says you love me too, don't you? )

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4 :: black pine
Fuji/Ryoma (PoT), PG, problems reaching things in high places

( What's more romantic than a night out together, making plans for tomorrow? )

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5 :: copper and salt
Kyuhyun, Yesung, PG-13, testosterone

( Beating people up is manly, even if you do it with gloves on. )

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6 :: fridays
Henry, Donghae, PG, from the "Mondays" AU above - Fridays

( All the weird shit happens on Fridays, but at leas they get to go home after. )

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7 :: the etiquette of gate-crashing
Henry/Ryeowook, PG-13, oceans

( All guests requested to RSVP. )

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8 :: achilles' heel
Han Geng/Heechul, R, in this rich kid AU

( It was just a metaphor for Patrocles anyway. )

Having been unable to write anything in forever and ever, here is a double-prompt post to force me to write something. Anything!

A. Zhou Mi/everyone
B. Mirrorverse (everything is dark!)

1. Pick A or B
2. If you picked A, name anyone you know (or think) I know from kpop
3. If you picked B, name a character (or fandom you know I know)
4. Comment with a prompt (preferably word or phrase)
5. I write you something

Original prompts from catskilt on Twitter (both option B):

( Henry, hands in mittens, PG-13 for some violent imagery )

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( Kyuhyun, fake id, PG )

This is the best thing I've ever written, negl. Well, the only way it might be improved is if Henry had tentacles. JUST SAYIN'.

Originally from this comment thread, but I figured it deserved sharing, since it's the best thing I've ever written. = v =

You Know You Love Me
Henry Lau/Justin Bieber, PG, 250 words
Henry meets his idol.

( Baby baby baby ooh )

Stressed about the bar exam. Clearly doomed to failure. Cannot learn all the law. Here is some stream-of-consciousness unedited verbal spewage.

After the Drought
Victoria & Zhou Mi catch up. Implied pairings. PG. 850 words.

( They're essentially siblings, adopting each other as familiar faces in a foreign country. )

give up forever to keep you
Super Junior (M), Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi/OMC, R, 4195 words
Taiwan gives Zhou Mi a freedom he didn't have before. Taiwan changes the way Kyuhyun looks at him.

Contains: implications of homophobia, angst, happy ending

( He's been afraid for three years that they would find out. )