Chinese Ink

For the lovely liederkreis, who won my fic offer in help_japan. Thank you for your generous donation and I hope you like this! Happy SJM and Qmi that is part-crack and part-ridiculous fluff, as requested, though it grew a little out of control, as the word count may evince. What can I say? I alternated between referring to this fic as "the cockblocking fic" or "the one where everyone loves Zhou Mi". Both are apt.

Creative Truthtelling and Amateur Cockblocking
Super Junior (M), Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (also everyone/Zhou Mi, Heechul/Zhou Mi), bandfic, PG, 11,435 words
As a gamer, Kyuhyun is a master of strategy, which comes in handy as he sets out to keep others from encroaching on his territory. Wherein Kyuhyun is sneaky and underhanded, everyone loves Zhou Mi, and Heechul is the Final Boss.

( PART 1: Keeping Ryeowook away from Zhou Mi was almost as easy as getting him to cook. Kyuhyun carried on feeling pleased with himself and his work. )

Just a quick reminder that bidding is still open for help_japan through March 31st.

My thread is here.

Despite my current (or previous) writing trends, I'd be happy to write pairings or genres that I don't normally within the offered fandoms. Or you could just ask me to write Qmi. :">

100% of what I write these days is entirely self-indulgent. This is no different. :D Heed title for warnings.

WARNING: May Cause Nausea
Super Junior (M), Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, bandfic, PG-13, 2805 words
Side effects of Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi include nausea, light-headedness, and eventual immunity following prolonged exposure. Hyukjae and Sungmin had no idea what they were getting into.

( “Told you, hyung,” Henry said. “And it only gets worse.” )

If you lead a Mei to Chinese Qmi fic (thanks, evaporate) and leave her there long enough, she will eventually try her hand at writing some. Also, how did I forget this picture existed? It kind of makes my head explode.



给你的一分中 - 觅贤 - 短篇 - 让你安安静静跟我沟通。
this moment with you, zhou mi/kyuhyun, pg, 645 words

( 你就喜欢调皮胡闹让我无奈的微笑、加速心跳。我对你真的手无寸铁啊。 )

My offer thread for help_japan:
- 1000 - 5000 words
- most pairings, any rating, potential crossovers
- kpop (Super Junior, SNSD, intra-SME), Hikaru no Go, PoT, Ouran Host Club, others

More SuJu authors offering here.

Regardless if you bid or not, you can donate here.

I had the most ridiculous (and inappropriate) adventures while writing this fic. I'll just have you know I haven't written smut in nearly a year adkgdjfls. But SJM does what SJM does best, so I come bearing Qmi porn. Many thanks and kisses to thundersquall for accompanying me throughout this entire arduous and ridiculous process and coley_merrin for reassuring me that I didn't accidentally start writing in Chinese after too many long hours spent reading Chinese Qmi fics to the point where, while writing this, my vocabulary started coming out first in Chinese before I spent ten long minutes struggling to find the right word in English. (It was "impatiently", by the way. orz) Thanks also to hyperballad for her help in the summary.

(once we had eternity) tonight I have you
Super Junior (M), Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun, NC-17, 3480 words
Sometimes drinking leads to excellent life decisions. Or, in which Zhou Mi reveals what they used to jack Kyuhyun off.

( It wasn't that Zhou Mi or Kyuhyun or Ryeowook were particularly good at the games, but rather that even when they lost, they still held their alcohol better than the rest. “We should know better than this by now,” moaned Sungmin, and it was true. )

Blame thundersquall, ky_rin, and mardigrasmaven for our enlightening cracky discussions about what the fuck is up with Kibum and his weird tweets lately. My pile of abuse on him in this fic is done tongue-in-cheek because I love this idiot, though god knows why. See his Jan 30 tweets por ejemple.

I didn't mean for this to turn out KiHae but, uh, my cheerleaders always cheerlead me into it because they know me. Sorry for sheer gratuitousness and pointlessness. Oh god, the pointlessness.


The Case of the Disappearing Member
Super Junior (M), Kibum/Donghae, implied HanChul, QMi, others, PG-13, 3520 words
Crack. There's a reason no one knows Kim Kibum's name these days, but that's going to change whether Kibum likes it or not. Featuring burritos, a basketball game, and betting pools.

Warnings: light-hearted treatment of alcoholism

( Who let him get a Twitter? We KNOW he has a drinking problem, why would you let him get a Twitter! )

Reposting my holiday_heist fic at long last. I am terrible with this writing and posting thing lately. Anyway, the original post was here! Thank you to everyone for your fantastic comments there - I wasn't sure I should spam the entry with my thanks, but know they are heartfelt~ My fabulous artist was visualcomplex and her art makes me want to whirl around in glee because it is basically the best thing ever. ♥ Did I luck out or what? So here is some (slightly belated) holiday fluff.

Hallmark of the Holidays
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG-13, 500 words
AU. No one is supposed to like their gag gifts, but Arthur insists on being that person.

( Three years into a relationship with Arthur, Eames knows a lot about Arthur. )

Attempting to overcome writer's block by having my flist prompt me for spontaneous comment-fics! Slightly cleaned up and reposted here for posterity/archiving purposes/etc.

These are the Inception ficlets! Tomorrow or later there will be posts for kpop, Hawaii Five-0, and miscellaneous fandoms.


For cherrybina: Arthur/Eames, pink ♥

( this living work of art )

For swingingstars: EAMES HAS A NEW BFF(*COUGH* CIA AGENT!CHRIS PINE*COUGH*) AND ARTHUR IS JEALOUS!!

( for I am sure the giver loved me )

For moleskinned: Arthur/Eames, FLAME WAR :D

( look at me when I show off for you )

For cobweb_diamond: arthur/eames, groupies

( and this is the way you choose to meet )

A few hastily-scribbled Arthur/Eames ficlets that I posted to The Epic Fluff Meme and am reposting together because I am a bit anal about having things in one place for record-keeping. :D

Also, I've been off in DC the past few days living it up but thank you to everyone who left lovely comments on these over on the meme! ♥

Collectively titled, completely arbitrarily (with hidden depths of meaning, oh totally), the following:

Be My Vanilla Bean
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG-13 overall
Ridiculous Arthur/Eames fluff with anniversaries, kisses, dragons, shouting on mountains, cupcakes, gifts, and (of course) cuddling.

( In which Eames fights a dragon. )

( In which Eames is not into necrophilia. )

( In which there is palm-kissing. )

( In which there is a Korean movie reference so few people seem to get. )

( In which there is Earl. )

( In which there is a future. )

( In which that's not Eames's dick. )

( In which there is an anniversary. )

( In which Arthur gets mysterious packages. )

( In which Arthur gets a Christmas present. )

( In which Arthur wears a sailor schoolgirl uniform. )

( In which there is kissing. )

( In which Eames sometimes has trouble with feelings. )

( In which Eames transports them to the 1950s, but not really. )


2010.10.07 | ...I wrote more than I expected. WELL, HERE IS TO ADORABLE FLUFF. MAY IT ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN THIS FANDOM AND OUR HEARTS. :3