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Finally! My help_pakistan fic for gardinha. You told me you wanted something happy, where Arthur and Eames were together at the end. This surpasses happy and moves into crack, but Arthur and Eames are definitely together at the end. I hope you enjoy it!

Want You Right Now, Darling
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG, 3310 words
Crack. In which unexpected side effects have left Eames incapable of uttering the word "darling" without rendering himself an irresistible object of lust to everyone except Arthur. Arthur is not pleased. Also, Cobb wants to write a book.

( Some things get noticed immediately just because - well, there is really no way to miss Ariadne plastering herself to Eames's side and trying to stick her hand down his trousers. )

For 2naonh3_cl2, who requested an A/E AU based off this music video (with Zooey Deschanel and JGL) and somehow got me to do it, probably because I love her. Never-ending gratitude to delocalised and intomorning for betaing when I threw it desperately at them at the last minute and for being ridiculously helpful. ♥

Dream a Little Dream of Me
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG, 2135 words
AU. Arthur likes routine and his job as a bank teller gives him that. Falling in love with the man who comes in to rob the bank, however, is not a part of the routine.

( Sometimes he wonders if anyone looks at him and thinks, What are your dreams? )

help_pakistan is a fandom auction set up to help Pakistan recover from the 2010 floods, which, as of August 16th have displaced over 20 million people, 6 million of whom have still not received any aid.

Inspired by the help_haiti auction, the community seeks to spread awareness and help, and show once again that fandom is downright amazing at this.

If you have any questions about the community or the process, please ask them here.

My thread is here.
- I'm offering fic of 1000-5000 words.
- Fandoms available include: Super Junior, Hikaru no Go, Prince of Tennis (Seigaku or Hyoutei only), Ouran Host Club, Inception, KAT-TUN (Akame only).
- Most pairings, any rating.

If you're interested, please leave a bid! (Read the comm rules and explanation! You have until August 28 to bid.) If you are uncomfortable with that kind of transaction, please feel free to donate to relief efforts through any of these organizations.

Non-drunken fic! I honestly didn't think it was possible. I have some other stuff in the works (either on metaphorical paper or trapped in my head, but it's there, dammit), but things never go according to plan. This was written spur-of-the-moment for, of course, inception_kink. THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD PROMPTS THERE. I would give a kidney for some of them to be filled, no lie.


Cuddleslut
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG, 1960 words
In which Eames doesn't know how to cuddle, Arthur finds himself giving lessons, and arguments are won by cheating.

Written for this prompt: Arthur has to teach Eames (who isn't used to people wanting him to hang around after sex) how to cuddle. Bonus if Arthur gets all clinical about it and Eames is all, fuck it!, and smooshes his face into Arthur's belly like he's secretly always wanted to and that's that.

( “What are you doing-- stop that! Eames!” Arthur bats Eames's hand away from his thigh. “Cuddling does not entail groping. That was the first thing we covered.” )

The promised crackfic! Thanks to ma belle cherie for shipping and flailing with me to a terrible extent (it is your turn to write them, do it!) and an assortment of others for laughing, judging, and encouraging. Special thanks to castelodecartas for offering help with the little bit of Portuguese I tried to slip into this fic. Hover over the text for a translation.

The Finest of the Fine
Football RPS, Ronaldo/Kaká, PG-13, 2650 words
Crack. Wherein there is a (horrible, terrible, very bad, no good) list, Cristiano is appalled that he is not objectified more, and Kaká will never get to finish his book.

( “Cris, you are incredibly attractive. If I were to make a list of the top five most attractive footballers, I would surely put you on my list.” )

Told you I was gonna write some Akame, right? Thanks and blame both to be directed to sapphynashi (and whoever else she roped into providing me prompts), who even admits that she has gotten a lot more pushy about demanding fic since Akame. ;) It's a good thing, really, if it gets my ass into gear about attempting to write again. Apologies for extreme rustiness not just with Akame characterizations & banter (I am still re-learning!) but also with the writing in general.

Protip: Do As Jin Says, Not As He Does
KAT-TUN, Jin/Kame, PG, 765 words
Prompt: Kame gets solo cons and Jin decides to offer his advice, being a veteran and all.

( “I've been through this before so I know what I'm talking about, you know? I've got experience. It's cool. You can totally rely on me.” )

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More Than Words to Show You Feel
KAT-TUN, Jin/Kame, light R, 800 words
Prompt: I've been craving hard for fic where Jin appreciates how nice Kame's arms look lately. w/ bantering. and touching of course :D (Apologies for distinct lack of bantering here.)

( Chilly, rainy spring in Japan but Jin was driving the temperature up with the wicked glint in his eyes, reflected sharp in the mirror under the dark sweep of bangs. )

Ryeowook got a Twitter yesterday; Yesung signed up for one today. This is silly and pointless and I will never again be able to write serious, substantial fic. :( My life is hard. Okay, not really, because I am busy devouring awesome longfic, but don't expect any more writing for ages and ages and ages and— You get the idea, right?

Principles v. Peer Pressure
Super Junior (M), bandfic, PG, 1000 words
Kyuhyun resists the idea of getting a Twitter.

( We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. )

Fic #2. Fic idea sparked by the lovely kitsune_jade, who suggested kpop/jpop!Hikago. Originally posted here.

You Can't Trade in Life Without a Receipt
Hikaru no Go, gen, PG, 997 words
When Hikaru wakes up in an alternate reality, there's no one to blame but himself.

( Touya Akira is not a pop star, he's not meant to wear frilly purple things with eye makeup and stare at Hikaru like HE'S the crazy one. )

Okay, I lied when I said the Bonamana MV didn't make me want to fic. It was so hilariously terrible that I ended up ficcing for it anyway. Forgive me, it is utterly pointless crack. Blame to be directed at the number of people who did not tell me this was an awful idea, including papered, starflower135, and 2naonh3_cl2. :)

The Truth Behind the Bonamana MV
Super Junior (M), bandfic, PG, 2335 words
The origins of the set (reused) and the choreography (inexplicable): poor life decisions.

( “Great, now SNSD has our MV budget. What the hell are we going to do?” )

DONGHAE: *tweets*
DONGHAE: *later, tweets again in response to someone else*
SHEENA: (in summary) DONGHAE TWEETED ABOUT KIBUM! AW KIHAE IRL, HOW CUTE! MEI YOU SHOULD WRITE FIC!
MEI: What?
SHEENA: that hospital board calls for a doctor/patient!AU... *shibrows*
MEI: ........

And so I made up crap because I no longer write for kpop. It's sad but true. This sucks, sorry it is not porn. In my head, there is KiHae porn. It's hot. This is not. I actually have no idea what it's supposed to be. Uh, also, you actually have to click the first link in order to understand this at all.


( I’m really a doctor at a hospital I’m sorry I deceived you )