[SJ] The Case of the Disappearing Member, PG-13, KiHae/bandfic

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Blame thundersquall, ky_rin, and mardigrasmaven for our enlightening cracky discussions about what the fuck is up with Kibum and his weird tweets lately. My pile of abuse on him in this fic is done tongue-in-cheek because I love this idiot, though god knows why. See his Jan 30 tweets por ejemple.

I didn't mean for this to turn out KiHae but, uh, my cheerleaders always cheerlead me into it because they know me. Sorry for sheer gratuitousness and pointlessness. Oh god, the pointlessness.


The Case of the Disappearing Member
Super Junior (M), Kibum/Donghae, implied HanChul, QMi, others, PG-13, 3520 words
Crack. There's a reason no one knows Kim Kibum's name these days, but that's going to change whether Kibum likes it or not. Featuring burritos, a basketball game, and betting pools.

Warnings: light-hearted treatment of alcoholism

( Who let him get a Twitter? We KNOW he has a drinking problem, why would you let him get a Twitter! )