[Super Junior] SJM drabbles, PG-13, crack, QMi/various

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Random stupid drabbles inspired by the hilarious Korean version of the Super Girl MV.

"Hyung," said Siwon, stars in his eyes as Hankyung single-handedly pulled Kyuhyun away from his laptop, found Ryeowook's lost composition piece (that had somehow ended up suspiciously in Henry's book of violin sheet music), and put in the group's lunch order with their manager.

"Hyung, you're like SUPERMAN," Siwon said, wrapping his arms Hankyung and beaming at him.

Donghae hopped to his feet. "HE'S NOT SHOOPAMAN," he shouted. "HE MUSTA BE MOMMA'S BOY."



("He makes a point," Kyuhyun said slyly into the group's sudden silence. Zhou Mi cracked a smile, and then everyone was laughing helplessly, except Kyuhyun, who was still disgruntled at being bodily removed from his computer.)

--

"I think he's trying to tell us something," Kyuhyun said, sighing. He loved Donghae, but he couldn't always figure him out.

Zhou Mi grinned. "Yeah."

Kyuhyun eyed him suspiciously. Zhou Mi kept grinning.

"You know what he's trying to tell us?"

Zhou Mi's grin didn't waver.

"Zhou Mi..."

Kyuhyun got caught up in an enthusiastic long-armed hug, which threw him off balance when Zhou Mi's lips suddenly pressed against his ear. "There's a reason he's trying to get between us!" he sang. "Literally~"

"..."

Zhou Mi beamed at him. "How do you feel about threesomes, Kui Xian?"

--

"Why is Zhou Mi's Korean so good," Hankyung griped.

"Your Korean is good, hyung," Siwon insisted, petting Hankyung's head where it rested on his shoulder. "Don't let Heechul-hyung make you think otherwise."

Why are you such a bad Korean? Heechul had demanded on the phone. Seasoning's Korean is twice as good as yours!

Hankyung figured it wasn't worth pointing out that he wasn't Korean; he was Chinese. Heechul had stopped listening about five years ago, approximately four months into knowing Hankyung.

Siwon petted him some more. "It's okay. I mean. Zhou Mi took Korean before he joined SM, right? He probably had private lessons or something."

Hankyung was slightly consoled by this thought. "Kyuhyun probably gives him Korean lessons," he said out loud, reassuring himself that he wasn't a failure as a leader or as a Korean (er, Chinese person speaking Korean), no matter what Heechul said. "Like the way Zhou Mi gives Kyuhyun Chinese lessons. That's why Kyuhyun's so good, after all."

He nodded decisively, feeling better. That was why. It wasn't that he was bad at languages - it was just that Zhou Mi got private language lessons.

Siwon cleared his throat and patted his shoulder. "Yeah, hyung," he said. "Private language lessons. That's what Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi do in their room."




To be fair, Siwon thought later, Zhou Mi's "fuck me harder" was pronounced in very precise Korean, especially for the way he was moaning. He supposed it made up for the way he said Kui Xian all filthy and low and very Chinese - and obscenely clear through the thin hotel walls.

--

"That's an interesting picture, Donghae," Hankyung commented, eyeing the photo.

"I like it," Ryeowook put in loyally. "I think you look cool, hyung."

Donghae grinned and flashed a thumbs up.

Later, when it was just him and Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi in the room, he batted his lashes at them. "So, what do you think?" He pointed at the print again.

"It's kind of unsubtle," Kyuhyun remarked. "Here is my shirt. Here's my crotch."

"In case you needed directions," Donghae said, smirking.

Zhou Mi reached over and put a hand between Donghae's legs. "Kui Xian, I think I found it," he said cheerfully.

"So this is a yes, right?"

Donghae's expression was eager.

Kyuhyun leaned in. "You made a compelling argument," he murmured up against Donghae's mouth. His hand fell atop Zhou Mi's, covering Donghae's crotch.

Zhou Mi squeezed his hand a little. "A definite yes," he confirmed.

--

"Are you taller than me, hyung?" Henry asked curiously and grinned as Ryeowook flushed a little.

"It's the shoe lifts," he explained, a little awkward. "It's kind of weird, isn't it?"

"Nah," said Henry. "It's kind of nice for a change." He leaned in close until Ryeowook's surprised expression blurred slightly, and then he was kissing him, light and sweet, head bent back slightly.

"Oh," said Ryeowook, soft and startled, into the kiss. "It is kind of nice."

He put his hands on the collar of Henry's red plaid shirt and pulled him a little closer, letting his fingers brush against all that bare skin. Henry made a little noise in the back of his throat. His tongue slipped into Ryeowook's open mouth, exploring from a new angle.

2009.09.25