[Super Junior] 15 Facts Lee Sooman Doesn't Know, PG, bandfic

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15 Facts Lee Sooman Doesn't Know About Super Junior
Super Junior (M), bandfic, PG-13, 350 words

01. The only people who have Kibum's new phone number are Heechul, Donghae, and Kyuhyun.

02. Henry has a crush on Amber because, ten minutes after meeting her, she tells him she's a Geng fan.

03. Shindong once flushed Yesung's toothbrush down the toilet in a fit of anger.

04. Siwon fills his drawers with polka-dotted boxers and heart-covered boxers, but he usually only wears a pair of loose pajama bottoms with nothing underneath to bed.

05. Zhou Mi is in love with Kyuhyun. (He's never going to say anything.)

06. Kangin has a row of bottles lined up behind his bathroom mirror that he looks at every day because he doesn't know how to say help me. (Eeteuk cries when he finds them, but he promises not to tell. The bottles remain unopened.)

07. Donghae is responsible for over half the pictures on the refrigerator door. He's not a half bad artist, which is why all the drawings have to be taken down before camera crews show up in their dorm. (Donghae went through a period where he refused to draw anything but long-haired, half-naked mermaids.)

08. Eeteuk once got a girl pregnant, while he was a trainee, but she lost the baby before he worked up the nerve to tell anyone.

09. When he's bored, Kyuhyun likes to send his hyungs dirty text messages at the most inopportune times. He's made Eunhyuk laugh on Sukira twice now and is responsible for Hankyung having to reshoot two scenes.

10. Yesung sleeps in Ryeowook's bed every night Ryeowook's in China and at least half the nights when he's not.

11. Sungmin kissed Sunny once, when he was drunk.

12. Eunhyuk's room is spotlessly clean and organized so he can tell instantly if anyone's been in his room without his permission. (He always checks his carefully hidden porn stash first, after he locks the door. No one's found it yet.)

13. Heechul lets Donghae get away with everything because he was in love with Jessica when Donghae was dating her.

14. Ryeowook once left vicious anonymous replies to fans hating on Henry and Zhou Mi and made a girl cry. He doesn't regret it.

15. Hankyung is married.