chineseink | this is not fic, it's a testament to why kim heechul kicks ass

Crack not-fics as inspired by the amazing Nanjing Super Show II. They are really just an excuse to go !!! at everyone about Nanjing SSII and SJM and Heechul. So: !!!

Heechul loves Zhou Mi a lot.

HEECHUL: Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me.
ZHOU MI: Hyung, why are you like this?
HEECHUL: I'm so starstruck, baby could you blow my heart up?
ZHOU MI: Um...
HEECHUL: I want your loving, I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance...
ZHOU MI: But I do love you, hyung? ;___;
HEECHUL: When it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun~
ZHOU MI: What do you want me to do? *wrings hands*
HEECHUL: Just dance!

ZHOU MI: Geng-ge, Geng-ge, is he always like this?
HAN GENG: *LAUGHS WITH NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER*

HEECHUL: Can't read my, no you can't read my poker face.
ZHOU MI: ...
HEECHUL: Baby there's no other superstar, you know that I'll be your papa-paparazzi.
ZHOU MI: ...thanks, I guess?

HEECHUL: I'm your biggest fan and I'll follow you until you love me!!! *throws arms around Zhou Mi!*
ZHOU MI: Hyung, hyung, I love you now let me goooo--

Henry performed during Heechul's solo!

HENRY'S SISTER: *calls* WHY DIDN'T HEECHUL KISS YOU
HENRY: ...uh, what?
HENRY'S SISTER: YOU PERFORMED WITH HIM DURING HIS SOLO, HE KISSES EVERYONE ELSE, WHY DIDN'T HE KISS YOU?!
HENRY: I'm...not...gay...?
HENRY'S SISTER: WHY WOULD THAT STOP YOU!!!
HENRY'S SISTER: ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO DISAPPOINTED. DOES HE NOT LIKE YOU? WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE YOU?
HENRY: he likes me just fine >:|!!!
HENRY'S SISTER: THEN WHYYYY
HENRY: ...han geng wasn't really big on the idea.
HENRY'S SISTER: oh. oh well that makes sense. sorry to bother you. have fun being gay in asia! *hangs up*
HENRY: I'M NOT GAY T__T

In conclusion: Heechul is a badass motherfucker and I love him sfm. ♥