[PoT] Young Love, PG-13, Humor/Crack, KaruFujiRyo [revolution]

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Thrill Pair Revolution

Title: Young Love
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
Pairing: My OT3!!
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Karupin, Fuji, and Ryoma. ♥


Young Love
by meitachi

"Syuusuke."

"Yes, Ryoma?"

"What. the. hell. are. you. doing?"

"Tying a pink ribbon around Karupin's neck. I'd think that was rather obvious. Saa, a little unobservant today, are we?"

"WHY?"

"So he can match you of course!"

"SYUUSUKE! LEAVE MY CAT ALONE."

"Aaah, but he's so cute. Just like you, Ryoma."

"I hate you."

"Mmhmm, whatever you say."

"I really hate you. OW~!"

"Sorry, I didn't think he'd claw...now, now, Karupin, play nice."

"Stupid cat. Why the hell is he in my lap?"

"Hold still a moment for me, would you? Saa...there we go."

"SYUUSUKE, GIVE ME THAT CAMERA OR I WILL BREAK IT TO A THOUSAND LITTLE PIECES WHEN YOU UNTIE ME."

"I don't think so. Unless you'd like that picture pasted up all over school...?"

"Hah. You wouldn't. You hate to share."

"...true. Ryoma dear, you know me so well!"

"I hate you and I am still going to break your camera when you untie me."

"Naaa, I'll just have to distract you until you forget then, won't I? Scoot over a bit, Karupin. We have to share him, as delectable as he is."

"WHAT?"

"Oh look, Karupin's gotten comfortable."

"Get him off my lap!"

"I rather think he likes it there. You two are so cute, honestly."

"Syuusuke."

"Hmm?"

"Ahhh...please get him off...? Nnn..."

"I never knew you were into bestiality, Ryoma!"

"SYUUSUKE!!!"

"Saa, now you've woken him. Is he licking your stomach?"

"....oh my God. OH MY GOD. Syuusuke, you've perverted my cat!"

"I did no such thing. He was a deviant all on his own. Evil thing. You're mine alone, you know..."

"Mmm...haa...you're so possessive."

"You know you like it."

"Shut up. I hate you."

"Yes, yes, I know. Shall we carry on?"

"Nnnnn..."

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Started/Finished: 09.18.2005